If you plan on attending any music festival this Summer, make sure you pick up a copy of this month's Spin magazine. It has a hilarious list of do's and don'ts when attending a music festival.

e.g. Do not associate with any Jesus or disciple looking characters unless you run out of weed.

e.g. Music festivals are always the best place to stock up on band merch, especially because everything is usually 4x more expensive than in regular stores. Nothing beats buying expensive crap you don't need, and having to carry it around without a place to put it. Unless you don't understand the power of sarcasm or irony.