Friday, October 29, 2010

Sexy Snuggie party, anyone?

This is legitimate! Buy the book here.

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Pumpkin carvings

GEOGRAPHY FAIL!

PEI fail

Do I have permission to slap the person who asked me this?

Monday, October 25, 2010

Snooki o’lantern

 

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

It’s soapbox time, everybody!

THIS article highlights most of the reasons I hate bottled water so much.

Or, watch this. Also, the Blue Gold Documentary. It’s the link to video one of eight, but all the videos will link from there.

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

James Franco in drag

Monday, October 4, 2010

Artificial Hymen

 

 

Artificial virginity hymen is suitable for the woman who with broken hymen. put artificial hymen into the vagina. It will inflate when meet warm secretion and envelop the vagina. The penis breaks the layer, and the hemachrome with the secretion lay on the penis and vulvae. It looks like the really blood very much. The effect will be better if the woman pretend feel pain and shy.

Character: It is dark red translucence film, suppleness. It dissolves into the secretion become mucus, and do not flyblow clothes.

[Ingredients]natural albumen glue, medical expand element, Methylcellulose and so on.

[Using] Open the package, get the hymen and knead it. Put it into the vagina. If the vagina is dry, wet the hymen 5 to 8 seconds then put it into vagina; The best time is 20 to 30 minutes before sex; The effect will be better if the woman pretend feel pain and shy; Wash the vulvae after sex; It is easy to use and no toxic, pain, hypersusceptibility and side-effect effect for the body.

[Effectiveness]Artificial because there's no side effect to human component is the natural glue, drug-inflated, carboxymethyl cellulose-based water-soluble detergent. "Artificial hymen" placed inside the vagina, thermal expansion and dissolve secretions, and quickly shut the vagina, penis, one of the sealant has a blood red liquid based agent with the penis and vulva tic and the mixed paper. If the mixture of pain and shy like a better effect.

[Note] Cleansing the "blood" after sex act, stored at normal temperature.

[Package]Aseptic carton packaging aluminum foil bag, compact and easy to carry.

[Shape]  Red translucent membrane, 5cm x 3.5cm x 0.02cm, soft, water-soluble red mucus dissolves into blood, contaminated clothing.

Courtesy of nerve.com