Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Hello Kitty!

This ring is ACTUALLY $4 500. Thats right, you could choose college education or a ring with a Hello Kitty face on it.

 

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Stressed and busy...back in 5 minutes!

Ok, more like a week and a half....but because this is me right now, I'm not going to have time for this site until (the earliest) December 12. Have a good week!

Monday, December 1, 2008

Dance Flick

Alright, Wayons brothers! This is an official cease and desist! No one wants to see this!

 

For OBVIOUS reasons!

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Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Lady Gaga

Lets marvel at the writing talent that is Lady Gaga:



In "Poker Face":
"bluffin' with my muffin"

In "Boys Boys Boys"
"Love it when you call me legs, in the morning buy me eggs"
"I like you a lot lot, all we want is hot hot"

Really, love Lady Gaga....love her style, love her sound, wanna be her for Halloween. I just don't see a "Best Songwriter" coming her way anytime soon.

Friday, November 7, 2008

Suri Holmes-Cruise says hello?

Ok, so I know this is quickly turning into a gossip site, but I couldn't resist. Something intelligent next....promise!


Wednesday, November 5, 2008

The Boy in the Striped Pajamas

Video Link

Ok, so apparently I can't put any form of video here. This fills me with so much rage, so just go ahead and click on the above link...if that doesn't work theres not much I can do.

"Massager"......riiiight.....

 

I found out about this a long time ago, but here it is anyway. I think this goes completely against everything Hello Kitty stands for.  Haha!

Monday, November 3, 2008

Walkin', talkin' Barbie

This is exactly what Barbie would look like should she spring to life and dye her hair.  For those who don't know, this is British socialite (?) Katie/Jordan Price. Does she not look like shes made of plastic?

Thursday, October 30, 2008

The truth at last!

Apparently Elisa was not unfairly booted from Cobra Starship. She was fired for stalking Gabe! Yikes!
The following is her audition tape for her new reality show. She explains what happened.

Fuse TV- Redemption Song

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Monday, October 27, 2008

Monday, October 20, 2008

Art of the Mixtape

Yet another post featuring my love of (other peoples') tattoos.  This is the 90s mixtape volume.



I also found one showing a cassette tape with wings. This horrible mistake of a tattoo was prominently displayed on someone's upper back/shoulder blade region.   It is NOT prominently displayed here for obvious reasons.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Saturday, August 9, 2008

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Holy shit, Andy Dick, you will haunt my dreams!

 

Oh, he was arrested for sexually assaulting a minor. Not that you'd care to read the rest of this entry following THAT picture, anyway...

Monday, July 14, 2008

Save Beck...from Scientology

Taken at a Hollywood protest against Scientology.

Monday, June 23, 2008

Something for all of us...but mostly just me

Here is some sweet Orlando Bloom ass for you to enjoy. Once again, the internet makes magic happen.

Monday, June 16, 2008

Reasons Your Cat Hates You

There has to be something wrong with this. Oh right, not enough stars.

Saturday, April 19, 2008


This is the new book for children of plastic surgery victims....I mean patients.

Monday, March 31, 2008

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Cat haf diabeetus 2



I came across this while looking up charts and pictures to put into my research paper. While its not the most professional (and clearly not making the cut), it did make me laugh. Sad but true, some cats actually are this fat...and they do have diabetes. That is not computer editing!

Thursday, February 28, 2008

This is what happens when PATD is allowed to design a car.....

As some people already know, Panic at the Disco will be headlining this years Honda Civic tour. They were given the chance to design a car, and here it is, in all its unnessesary glory.



According to the release, the car comes with "cavalcade of tasty enhancement" including a custom-upholstered "time-machine" interior, with burgundy leather door panels and armrests, diamond-patterned leather seats and luxe buttoned headrests. The interior is redone with mocha suede and fitted with a clock as well as gold flourishes throughout. Perhaps even cooler is the crystal knob topping the gear shift.
It's a hybrid as well, so it provides estimated 40 miles per gallon city and 45 miles per gallon highway.

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Disney's Year of a Million Dreams

Once again Annie Leibovitz brings us some amazing photography. This time she has teamed up with Disney, for their Year of a Million Dreams feature. A shot of Jessica Beil as Pocahontas was in The London Free Press this week, but I am unable to find that picture for blogging purposes.
I like this photographs, but I enjoy her earlier work more. These are much more commercial (obviously, they were made for Disney) and "safer" than her other work in the past.




(The following taken from Life is a Fairy Tale)
As Cinderella, Scarlett Johansson is seen running down a flight of stairs as the clock strikes midnight with her glass slipper unknowingly left behind. The tagline reads, “Where every Cinderella story comes true.”Befitting a true princess, Johansson wears a stunning, one-of-a-kind Harry Winston tiara – a dazzling piece in platinum with more than 62 carats of sparkling diamonds and valued at $325,000. The dress worn by Johansson is a custom-made, Cinderella-inspired gown designed by Nicoletta Santoro.
David Beckham plays the part of the gallant Prince Phillip from “Sleeping Beauty,” atop his trusted steed fighting the evil dragon. The tagline reads, “Where imagination saves the day.”"There were many Disney characters I liked as a kid,” said Beckham. “Now my sons love the Disney characters and it’s a big part of their lives, a big part of many children’s lives around the world. So to be part of that is an honor and very exciting.”I love going to Disney, I’m like a big kid,” he added.
BeyoncĂ© appears as “Alice in Wonderland,” twirling in a teacup, accompanied by Oliver Platt as the Mad Hatter and Lyle Lovett as the March Hare. The tagline reads, “Where Wonderland is your destiny.”"It’s two great imaginations coming together – Disney and Annie Leibovitz,” said Lovett. “To be along for the ride really is quite something, just knowing that you’re going to be part of a great Disney character. And then when you step into the imagination of Annie Leibovitz, you know you’re in another world.”