Friday, October 23, 2009

The Goat Coat

goatcoat

“You know what goats like? They like grass. They like tin cans. They like going behind the shed and taking a shit in peace. They don’t like having leopard outfits strapped to their sagging haunches like Kim Cattrall.

If you absolutely have to put clothes on your goat, at least be humane enough to eat the fucking thing afterward so it doesn’t have to live with the memory. “

Courtesy of regretsy.com

Monday, October 19, 2009

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Nightlight- a parody

nightlight a parody

Taken from perezhilton.com:

t's the first time in 40 years that The Harvard Lampoon has released a parody novel and we think they've picked the perfect victim for their humor: Twilight!

Now, before you grab your pitchforks tween vampire lovers, give it a chance! The press release sent out by the publishers, Vintage Books, explains:

Nightlight stakes at the heart of what makes Twilight tick…or, really, cuts to the core of it…. Brooding and hilarious, let Nightlight be your guide through the Twilight fandom that has eclipsed the mind of every teenager you have ever met.”

The story follows a young high school student named Belle Goose who moves to Switchblade, Oregon, and meets Edwart Mullen, a “super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls.”

Are you laughing yet? Okay, we'll keep going:

Belle is all about vampires and convinces herself that Edwart is in fact a being of the undead. She comes to this conclusion after seeing him do things she considers "otherworldly"(”Edwart leaves his Tater Tots™ untouched at lunch! Edwart saves her from a flying snowball!”).

If your vampire-obsessed hearts can handle a little healthy dose of mockery, you should pick the book up on Nov. 3rd.

If not, continue on your path of crazed, angsty devotion, none-the-wiser oF this book.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

This woman is clearly going to give birth to dry bones

drybones

This is what happens when you play too much Nintendo

Monday, October 5, 2009

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Andy Warhol + Marilyn Monroe+ Nike = ???

andy-warhol-x-marilyn-monroe

How do we feel about this? Personally, I kinda like them…but then again, I’m all about tacky shit that would never appear in Vogue.

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Dita Von Teese for Wonderbra

Dita

Now…I understand that some all photos get airbrushed, but this is ridiculous! There's airbrushing, then there's flat out putting someone's head on another body.

Friday, September 25, 2009

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Horrific.

I think this was the shoe I designed in grade four art class…

For you, True Blood fans…

Sookei mug

As someone who is a caffeine fiend, I obviously love mugs. I’m a recent True Blood convert also, so this brings more of my loves together.
That, and its just plain funny.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

“Hello Kitty Love Hotel”

Those appear to be straps on the bed. As in, to tie someone down with. I like Hello Kitty…but this is just plain creepy.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Gross?! Its a cake!

horrific_cake14

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Brown recluse spider bite

I know this picture (which has been passed around the internet) may be photoshoped, but that doesn't mean i can stop staring at it. i literally could stare at this all day.

spider-bite

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Save the whales?

peta-save-the-whales

So offensive, PETA!

Saturday, August 15, 2009

photoginger

Found this….loved it

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Kat Von D without her tattoos!

These pictures were taken from Kat Von D’s new tattoo concealer from Sephora. I’m sort of confused as to why someone who is famously covered in tattoos and is a tattoo artist would sell this.
Kat Sans Tatts

…and now without the airbrushing.

Kat non airbrushed

Monday, August 10, 2009

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Mistaaaaaake!




American Apparel's newest...

Wednesday, June 24, 2009


I'm a pretty big Chuck Palahniuk fan, so naturally I was excited to hear about an Invisible Monsters movie in production. I saw some fan art of potential movie posters, and I have a feeling this one won't be making the theaters.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Friday, April 24, 2009

Elliott Smith Mural



For those of you who aren't familiar, this is painted on the wall of Solutions Audio in Los Angelas. Its also famous for being the backdrop for Elliott Smith's album, Figure 8. I'm having it painted on my wall at my new place.

Must blog...

Tuesday, April 21, 2009


Somehow I have a feeling this won't be added to my lit class...

Friday, February 20, 2009

Offensive, or just ridiculous?

Also, they have an "ex-homosexual"  tee...click here to see the full line

Up yours, ticketbastard!

For those of you who have ever been ripped off by ticket master and their "convenience" fees. Who thinks its "convenient" to pay upwards of $10 on top of your tickets?

ticket bastard

In another related note,  ticketmaster was selling Kings of Leon tickets...and the date is during my exam period! I'm pissed! Well...as pissed as I can rationally be about a missed concert.

Friday, February 13, 2009

...and Sid Vicious rolls in his grave!

This is one of the pictures from a Country Butter ad. Yes, that's Johnny Rotton (i.e. John Lydon).

I wonder if he will list this commercial right under "front man for the Sex Pistols" on his resume??

....now with rape-tentacle strength!

 

tentacletrojans-vi

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

California Bound

When my father was in college during the 70s, he took a road trip to California with one of his best friends. The two of them rode their motorcycles throughout the US and even slept on park benches along the way! Its pretty crazy to see John today, and to look at the life my father lived and imagine them ever sleeping on park benches.
Anyway, my mother received these photos from John today, on the day after the anniversary of my fathers death. I'm sure it brings back memories for her  of my father from his youth, and its also nice to see these picture for the first time.
California Bound 1

California Bound 2

California Bound 3

My father is wearing the brown leather jacket and can be seen to the far right in the group shots.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Wish my feet were here...

Can anyone tell me where to get these? Or any of the Pink Floyd British Rock line shoes? I'd really, really like the "Wish you were here" chucks!

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

OBAMA!!!

In the theme of today, here are some cool things I found to celebrate this historic day:

Obama cookies! How sweet are these! :)

Saturday, January 17, 2009

 

I found this on the window of a closed restaurant in London, ON.

If you can't read the small print, it reads: "Special thanks to: Multinational corporations everywhere."

Closed due to urban sprawl

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Kings of Leon