“You know what goats like? They like grass. They like tin cans. They like going behind the shed and taking a shit in peace. They don’t like having leopard outfits strapped to their sagging haunches like Kim Cattrall.
If you absolutely have to put clothes on your goat, at least be humane enough to eat the fucking thing afterward so it doesn’t have to live with the memory. “
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