And now, from the “what the hell is wrong with you?” category

The Goat Coat

“You know what goats like? They like grass. They like tin cans. They like going behind the shed and taking a shit in peace. They don’t like having leopard outfits strapped to their sagging haunches like Kim Cattrall.

If you absolutely have to put clothes on your goat, at least be humane enough to eat the fucking thing afterward so it doesn’t have to live with the memory. “

Courtesy of regretsy.com

I don’t even know what to say about this one!

Nightlight- a parody

Taken from perezhilton.com:

t's the first time in 40 years that The Harvard Lampoon has released a parody novel and we think they've picked the perfect victim for their humor: Twilight!

Now, before you grab your pitchforks tween vampire lovers, give it a chance! The press release sent out by the publishers, Vintage Books, explains:

“Nightlight stakes at the heart of what makes Twilight tick…or, really, cuts to the core of it…. Brooding and hilarious, let Nightlight be your guide through the Twilight fandom that has eclipsed the mind of every teenager you have ever met.”

The story follows a young high school student named Belle Goose who moves to Switchblade, Oregon, and meets Edwart Mullen, a “super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls.”

Are you laughing yet? Okay, we'll keep going:

Belle is all about vampires and convinces herself that Edwart is in fact a being of the undead. She comes to this conclusion after seeing him do things she considers "otherworldly"(”Edwart leaves his Tater Tots™ untouched at lunch! Edwart saves her from a flying snowball!”).

If your vampire-obsessed hearts can handle a little healthy dose of mockery, you should pick the book up on Nov. 3rd.

If not, continue on your path of crazed, angsty devotion, none-the-wiser oF this book.

This woman is clearly going to give birth to dry bones

This is what happens when you play too much Nintendo

French AIDs Awareness AD

Andy Warhol + Marilyn Monroe+ Nike = ???

How do we feel about this? Personally, I kinda like them…but then again, I’m all about tacky shit that would never appear in Vogue.

A scale I’d be okay with…

This (most definitely) isn’t Twilight

Dita Von Teese for Wonderbra

Now…I understand that some all photos get airbrushed, but this is ridiculous! There's airbrushing, then there's flat out putting someone's head on another body.

Some porn for the ladies…

Horrific.

I think this was the shoe I designed in grade four art class…

For you, True Blood fans…

As someone who is a caffeine fiend, I obviously love mugs. I’m a recent True Blood convert also, so this brings more of my loves together.
That, and its just plain funny.

Which one applies to you?

“Hello Kitty Love Hotel”

Those appear to be straps on the bed. As in, to tie someone down with. I like Hello Kitty…but this is just plain creepy.

Gross?! Its a cake!

Brown recluse spider bite

I know this picture (which has been passed around the internet) may be photoshoped, but that doesn't mean i can stop staring at it. i literally could stare at this all day.

Save the whales?

So offensive, PETA!

Found this….loved it

Kat Von D without her tattoos!

These pictures were taken from Kat Von D’s new tattoo concealer from Sephora. I’m sort of confused as to why someone who is famously covered in tattoos and is a tattoo artist would sell this.

…and now without the airbrushing.

The best of the lolcats

Mistaaaaaake!

American Apparel's newest...

I'm a pretty big Chuck Palahniuk fan, so naturally I was excited to hear about an Invisible Monsters movie in production. I saw some fan art of potential movie posters, and I have a feeling this one won't be making the theaters.

The Lovely Bones...out soon

Elliott Smith Mural

For those of you who aren't familiar, this is painted on the wall of Solutions Audio in Los Angelas. Its also famous for being the backdrop for Elliott Smith's album, Figure 8. I'm having it painted on my wall at my new place.

Must blog...

Somehow I have a feeling this won't be added to my lit class...

Offensive, or just ridiculous?

Also, they have an "ex-homosexual"  tee...click here to see the full line

Up yours, ticketbastard!

For those of you who have ever been ripped off by ticket master and their "convenience" fees. Who thinks its "convenient" to pay upwards of $10 on top of your tickets?

In another related note,  ticketmaster was selling Kings of Leon tickets...and the date is during my exam period! I'm pissed! Well...as pissed as I can rationally be about a missed concert.

...and Sid Vicious rolls in his grave!

This is one of the pictures from a Country Butter ad. Yes, that's Johnny Rotton (i.e. John Lydon).

I wonder if he will list this commercial right under "front man for the Sex Pistols" on his resume??

....now with rape-tentacle strength!

 

No running in the house!

Happy Birthday to ME!!!

California Bound

When my father was in college during the 70s, he took a road trip to California with one of his best friends. The two of them rode their motorcycles throughout the US and even slept on park benches along the way! Its pretty crazy to see John today, and to look at the life my father lived and imagine them ever sleeping on park benches.
Anyway, my mother received these photos from John today, on the day after the anniversary of my fathers death. I'm sure it brings back memories for her  of my father from his youth, and its also nice to see these picture for the first time.

My father is wearing the brown leather jacket and can be seen to the far right in the group shots.

Somehow, this seems like a lie...

Wish my feet were here...

Can anyone tell me where to get these? Or any of the Pink Floyd British Rock line shoes? I'd really, really like the "Wish you were here" chucks!

OBAMA!!!

In the theme of today, here are some cool things I found to celebrate this historic day:

Obama cookies! How sweet are these! :)

 

I found this on the window of a closed restaurant in London, ON.

If you can't read the small print, it reads: "Special thanks to: Multinational corporations everywhere."

Kings of Leon