Lets marvel at the writing talent that is Lady Gaga:
In "Poker Face":
"bluffin' with my muffin"
In "Boys Boys Boys"
"Love it when you call me legs, in the morning buy me eggs"
"I like you a lot lot, all we want is hot hot"
Really, love Lady Gaga....love her style, love her sound, wanna be her for Halloween. I just don't see a "Best Songwriter" coming her way anytime soon.