Cherpumple!

This is a pumpkin pie, a cherry pie and an apple pie baked inside a cake. I feel like this could be my baking Everest...

Kitty!

This is a parody of the 'This is who I am, and its not okay" psa's. I found this funny...and probably a bit offensive....but there's also a kitty in it!


(Note: I do have a lot of respect for the STARS project and what they represent. I agree completely with their overall message.)

This is Halloween

The evolution of man...

Embarassing Photo Protective Sunglasses

So, really, Urban Outfitters? Its bad enough that you're overpriced. Now you're overcharging for ridiculous things. On another note, should I just keep these in my purse all the time for photo ops?

Oh, distractions...

Replace this with "iPhone" and it would resemble my typical study habits.

Fuck Yeah Professors!

Kermit was always curious about science…

Something to terrify…

Yes, this shit it real. This is the coconut crab. It can weigh up
to 30lbs, and cover a span of 6ft.


…but relax. They don’t attack humans.

The Original Facebook

Defaced!

I come across some defaced Canadian bills at work from time to time, but its never this creative.

This one is possibly most appropriate for my particular workplace…

 

That last one is possibly the best I’ve seen…

Bronx Zoo Cobra

The Bronx Zoo Cobra has finally been captured and is back in captivity. However, his hilarious twitter feed has been silenced. Maybe they really DID take away his iPhone!

Bacon sundae anyone?

I think that everyone who’s been here at least once knows my obsession
with bacon. Lets face it….this and sushi are the only reasons I’m not a
vegetarian. This bacon sundae is a real thing. Someone decided “Hey, lets
make a bacon holiday!” and thus, the bacon sundae at Denny’s.

Why would I ever give up coffee?

Internet Fail

 

This is pretty much how I felt when I was on vacation and there was no more wireless to steal.

From the ‘because you weren't asking for it’ file…

Check out the full collection HERE

50 Cent is a douche…

Please prepare for the Zombie Apocalypse…

Now introducing Paul McCartney, the original fist-bumper/photo bomber.

Book sculptures

Things that are Human Centipede Themed…

Cat Toy

Salt and pepper shaker

Valentine’s Day Card

ABC censored Josh Brolin and Javier Bardem's Oscar kiss. Here it is for the rest of you!

Yes, this is happening…

Some of the stuff I post on here is intelligent and creative. Then, there’s stuff like this which I post mostly for my own sick amusement.

Here is a brief plot:
”A half-shark, half-octopus creature created for the military, creates a whole lot of terror in Mexico while a scientist who helped created it tries to capture/kill it.”

Personally, I’m waiting for the book to come out…

Enjoy your Wednesday!

Snuggies Are Evil

“Snow White” Shoes

These are possibly the cutest thing I’ve seen today. I’m actually considering buying them HERE. They remind me of the Doe brand clothes & accessories I would buy when I was a teenager.

I think that based on this post, its clear I love bacon. Here is more proof:

I’m assuming its better than the bottle of Jack Ke$ha suggested I use as
mouthwash.

Sexy!

…and the LOLcats birthday

Its my birthday!!!!!!!

 

Birthday ‘toons brought to you by the good people over at Toothpaste for Dinner and Natalee Dee