I am almost completly sure that these two pictures are of the same person. On odd days, he plays for Fall Out Boy, and on the even days he plays for Linkin Park.




Note: I'm aware that these are in fact different people, I just like to be a jackass. Its just been proved effective.

Ashlee Simpson vs. Fighting Cats

So, I have this little theory about Ashlee Simpson's song "Boyfriend". If you play the chorus, then listen to the sound of cats fighting, the resemblance is uncanny! Really, try it for yourself.

Scary? Cute?

Am I the only one who thinks this is scary as hell?

Cupcakes

So, what are your thoughts?

If you ever need to sneak something into a concert, you can hide it in my breasts.

This was created by The Capla Kesting Art Gallery in Brooklyn. It was designed to show teenagers the pitfalls of drinking. It is quite qraphic, and allows people to remove the innards. The display shows Paris on an examination table with her dog tinkerbell.

Personally, I just think I'd be impressed with my new ability to remove Paris Hiltons intestines.

A little something to haunt your dreams for the rest of your life. Enjoy.