…because, you know, their FUR isn’t quite warm enough

Joisy Shore

#1 Douchebag

Taken from Thinning the Herd

The old woman in the shoe

And now, from the “what the hell is wrong with you?” category

The Goat Coat

“You know what goats like? They like grass. They like tin cans. They like going behind the shed and taking a shit in peace. They don’t like having leopard outfits strapped to their sagging haunches like Kim Cattrall.

If you absolutely have to put clothes on your goat, at least be humane enough to eat the fucking thing afterward so it doesn’t have to live with the memory. “

Courtesy of regretsy.com