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My coffee addiction: a timeline

2012-01-19T06:52:00.001-08:00

Zooey Deschanel as an axe murderer

2012-01-12T04:13:00.000-08:00

Cherpumple!

2011-11-23T07:44:00.000-08:00

This is a pumpkin pie, a cherry pie and an apple pie baked inside a cake. I feel like this could be my baking Everest...

Kitty!

2011-11-06T12:45:00.000-08:00

This is a parody of the 'This is who I am, and its not okay" psa's. I found this funny...and probably a bit offensive....but there's also a kitty in it!

(Note: I do have a lot of respect for the STARS project and what they represent. I agree completely with their overall message.)

This is Halloween

2011-10-31T07:58:00.000-07:00

The evolution of man...

2011-10-18T16:25:00.000-07:00

Embarassing Photo Protective Sunglasses

2011-10-17T09:21:00.000-07:00

So, really, Urban Outfitters? Its bad enough that you're overpriced. Now you're overcharging for ridiculous things. On another note, should I just keep these in my purse all the time for photo ops?

2011-10-11T15:15:00.001-07:00

2011-10-05T08:22:00.000-07:00

Oh, distractions...

2011-09-28T07:08:00.000-07:00

Replace this with "iPhone" and it would resemble my typical study habits.

Fuck Yeah Professors!

2011-04-18T13:26:00.001-07:00

Kermit was always curious about science…

2011-04-09T15:33:00.001-07:00

Something to terrify…

2011-04-07T10:19:00.001-07:00

Yes, this shit it real. This is the coconut crab. It can weigh up
to 30lbs, and cover a span of 6ft.

…but relax. They don’t attack humans.

The Original Facebook

2011-04-05T17:37:00.001-07:00

Defaced!

2011-04-05T06:26:00.001-07:00

I come across some defaced Canadian bills at work from time to time, but its never this creative.

This one is possibly most appropriate for my particular workplace…

That last one is possibly the best I’ve seen…

Bronx Zoo Cobra

2011-04-01T03:48:00.001-07:00

The Bronx Zoo Cobra has finally been captured and is back in captivity. However, his hilarious twitter feed has been silenced. Maybe they really DID take away his iPhone!

2011-03-30T18:11:00.001-07:00

Bacon sundae anyone?

2011-03-30T10:59:00.001-07:00

I think that everyone who’s been here at least once knows my obsession
with bacon. Lets face it….this and sushi are the only reasons I’m not a
vegetarian. This bacon sundae is a real thing. Someone decided “Hey, lets
make a bacon holiday!” and thus, the bacon sundae at Denny’s.

Why would I ever give up coffee?

2011-03-30T10:55:00.001-07:00

Internet Fail

2011-03-30T10:27:00.001-07:00

This is pretty much how I felt when I was on vacation and there was no more wireless to steal.

From the ‘because you weren't asking for it’ file…

2011-03-22T15:20:00.001-07:00

Check out the full collection HERE

2011-03-22T13:05:00.001-07:00

50 Cent is a douche…

2011-03-14T14:15:00.001-07:00

Please prepare for the Zombie Apocalypse…

2011-03-10T07:33:00.001-08:00

2011-03-10T06:57:00.001-08:00

Now introducing Paul McCartney, the original fist-bumper/photo bomber.

Book sculptures

2011-03-08T07:32:00.001-08:00

Things that are Human Centipede Themed…

2011-03-03T19:15:00.001-08:00

Cat Toy

Salt and pepper shaker

Valentine’s Day Card

2011-03-03T06:27:00.001-08:00

ABC censored Josh Brolin and Javier Bardem's Oscar kiss. Here it is for the rest of you!

Yes, this is happening…

2011-03-03T05:51:00.001-08:00

Some of the stuff I post on here is intelligent and creative. Then, there’s stuff like this which I post mostly for my own sick amusement.

Here is a brief plot:
”A half-shark, half-octopus creature created for the military, creates a whole lot of terror in Mexico while a scientist who helped created it tries to capture/kill it.”

Personally, I’m waiting for the book to come out…

2011-03-02T11:46:00.001-08:00

Enjoy your Wednesday!

2011-03-02T10:42:00.001-08:00

Snuggies Are Evil

2011-03-01T06:02:00.001-08:00

“Snow White” Shoes

2011-03-01T05:46:00.001-08:00

These are possibly the cutest thing I’ve seen today. I’m actually considering buying them HERE. They remind me of the Doe brand clothes & accessories I would buy when I was a teenager.

2011-02-12T16:36:00.001-08:00

I think that based on this post, its clear I love bacon. Here is more proof:

I’m assuming its better than the bottle of Jack Ke$ha suggested I use as
mouthwash.

Sexy!

2011-02-08T05:58:00.001-08:00

…and the LOLcats birthday

2011-02-04T09:45:00.001-08:00

Its my birthday!!!!!!!

2011-02-04T09:38:00.001-08:00

Birthday ‘toons brought to you by the good people over at Toothpaste for Dinner and Natalee Dee

Anonymous

2011-02-03T10:35:00.001-08:00

2011-02-03T07:07:00.001-08:00

I love Gemma Correll.

Long Lost Cat of It? Modern Cat?

2011-02-01T07:55:00.001-08:00

Possibly my new favourite band, second to Black Flag

Poor man’s Ellen Page??

2011-01-24T16:01:00.001-08:00

Actually, she’s an Olsen. Yes, as in the Mary-Kate and Ashley variety. I still think she’s a strong candidate for Juno II, given her penchant for indie flicks…and, oh yeah, her face.

Drug Mule!

2011-01-21T08:54:00.001-08:00

One of 200 cement yard statues shaped like a donkey is shown on display in this 2009 handout image provided by the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency. Law enforcement agents seized 1800 pounds of marijuana valued at $1.5 million that had been hidden in the 200 statues in the cities of Fontana, California and Sun Valley, California. (Reuters/U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement/Handout)

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Best of 2010

2010-12-30T11:35:00.001-08:00

Looking back on 2010, I’ve realized that a lot of the music I’ve been listening to hasn’t actually been released in 2010. either that, or they were soundtracks of compilations that were re-released. That being said, here is the new music of 2010 that I’ve been listening to:

Heart of My Own—Basia Bulet. (Download: Heart of My Own)
Genre: Indie/Folk
This Canadian singer-songwriter is not someone I would normally listen to, but she has a voice that is incomparable to anyone else, and sets her apart
from the crowd. Oh, and my sister-in-law’s friend is touring in her band.

Blue Sky Noise—Circa Survive (Download: Glass Arrows)
Genre: Progressive Rock
This album got some flack in the reviews, but I will remain a Circa Survive fan no matter what.

Heaven is Whenever--- the Hold Steady (Download: We Can Get Together)
Genre: Indie-Rock
What isn’t great about this album? Everything from the cover art to the final song is worth the purchase. Even if you aren’t a fan of this band, you may become one.

Brothers—The Black Keys (Download: Everlasting Light)
Genre: Garage rock, blues rock
I’ve been listening to this band for a few years, after the suggestion from my brother and sister in law. This album has made them a tad more radio friendly than its predecessors, but still fan-friendly.

The Suburbs—The Arcade Fire (Download: the entire album!)
Genre: Indie Rock
It took me way to long to discover this album, mostly because I’ve never been a die-hard fan. I’ve always had their albums, but never appreciated them as much as I have this one. It’s an album that needs to be listened to in its entirety…and luckily for me, I have a lot of time on my hands during my Windsor-London trips.

Pink Friday—Nicki Minaj (Download: Roman’s Revenge)
Genre: Hip-hop, rap, pop
This album looks a little out of place on this list. Its made me appreciate this genre more. Minaj is the best rapper out there right now, and she’s made appearances in many singles this year. Its a fun album for getting ready to go out for the night.

High Violet: The National (Download: Terrible Love)
Genre: Indie Rock
This album isn’t even on my iPod yet, as it hasn’t made its way out of my car cd player. Its a fair assessment to say I enjoy it a little…
Listen to this while driving/walking at night.

London still expecting two feet of snow…

2010-12-07T08:27:00.001-08:00

Sperm O’Clock

2010-11-17T11:49:00.001-08:00

Also: its ovulation time!

So many horrible, horrible decisions, Katy Perry!

2010-11-08T08:36:00.001-08:00

What this shit is this?! Can someone tell me what the eff is going on here?!

Sexy Snuggie party, anyone?

2010-10-29T18:16:00.001-07:00

This is legitimate! Buy the book here.

Pumpkin carvings

2010-10-27T12:25:00.001-07:00

GEOGRAPHY FAIL!

2010-10-27T11:41:00.001-07:00

Do I have permission to slap the person who asked me this?

Snooki o’lantern

2010-10-25T16:13:00.001-07:00

It’s soapbox time, everybody!

2010-10-20T09:48:00.001-07:00

THIS article highlights most of the reasons I hate bottled water so much.

Or, watch this. Also, the Blue Gold Documentary. It’s the link to video one of eight, but all the videos will link from there.

2010-10-16T12:53:00.001-07:00

James Franco in drag

2010-10-06T07:36:00.001-07:00

Artificial Hymen

2010-10-04T13:00:00.001-07:00

Artificial virginity hymen is suitable for the woman who with broken hymen. put artificial hymen into the vagina. It will inflate when meet warm secretion and envelop the vagina. The penis breaks the layer, and the hemachrome with the secretion lay on the penis and vulvae. It looks like the really blood very much. The effect will be better if the woman pretend feel pain and shy.

Character: It is dark red translucence film, suppleness. It dissolves into the secretion become mucus, and do not flyblow clothes.

[Ingredients]natural albumen glue, medical expand element, Methylcellulose and so on.

[Using] Open the package, get the hymen and knead it. Put it into the vagina. If the vagina is dry, wet the hymen 5 to 8 seconds then put it into vagina; The best time is 20 to 30 minutes before sex; The effect will be better if the woman pretend feel pain and shy; Wash the vulvae after sex; It is easy to use and no toxic, pain, hypersusceptibility and side-effect effect for the body.

[Effectiveness]Artificial because there's no side effect to human component is the natural glue, drug-inflated, carboxymethyl cellulose-based water-soluble detergent. "Artificial hymen" placed inside the vagina, thermal expansion and dissolve secretions, and quickly shut the vagina, penis, one of the sealant has a blood red liquid based agent with the penis and vulva tic and the mixed paper. If the mixture of pain and shy like a better effect.

[Note] Cleansing the "blood" after sex act, stored at normal temperature.

[Package]Aseptic carton packaging aluminum foil bag, compact and easy to carry.

[Shape] Red translucent membrane, 5cm x 3.5cm x 0.02cm, soft, water-soluble red mucus dissolves into blood, contaminated clothing.

Courtesy of nerve.com

2010-10-04T12:57:00.001-07:00

Kevin Bacon…uh, bacon…

2010-09-30T21:10:00.001-07:00

Ok, so usually when I put picture on here, the site is 100% more asshole-free. Not today, folks. So just go HERE and look at the Kevin Bacon head (made entirely of bacon and bacon bits—who said animal meat isn’t used for productive means? Ha!). All charity, people. Makes it ok! (Right…)

Seriously? Blonde?

2010-09-29T12:35:00.001-07:00

Looking to emulate your former buddy Bert McCracken? (…because it was a terrible idea for him, too!)

Sex, cross stitch, and rock & roll…

2010-09-29T12:31:00.001-07:00

Tim Burton at MOMA

2010-09-27T10:07:00.001-07:00

Took my waaaay to long to post these!

Everything was closed on Coney Island…

2010-09-22T12:03:00.001-07:00

I love finding photos of forgotten places. I understand that Coney Island is not closed or forgotten, but its no longer the place it was. Go explore this site.

Helloooo Kitty!

2010-09-22T10:00:00.001-07:00

I’m quite intrigued by animals dressed as people, or just dressed up at all. (Like the dog in a wig picture I kept showing people for a good month). If you’re weird like I am, enjoy THIS.

2010-09-21T16:49:00.001-07:00

2010-09-20T18:26:00.001-07:00

2010-09-20T16:44:00.001-07:00

Never Mind Your Ps and Qs - Here's The Punk Rock Alphabet

2010-09-20T11:51:00.001-07:00

Available HERE

Organ donation ad

2010-07-16T18:15:00.001-07:00

Dude, thats so hardcore…

2010-06-24T20:44:00.001-07:00

Hahahahaha…..

2010-06-24T20:32:00.001-07:00

….hahahaha!

2010-06-23T18:42:00.001-07:00

Things that taste like bacon…

2010-06-18T18:06:00.001-07:00

Dior Contacts

2010-06-16T10:32:00.001-07:00

Before you think, “THAT SHIT IS CRAZY!” you need to realize that these were made by a dude who looks like this 24/7…

…so its only fair that he think your eyes should have the Dior logo on them

Sad Keanu hates Lost

2010-06-14T12:43:00.001-07:00

You can look at more things Sad Keanu hates here.

Controversial French smoking ads

2010-06-10T11:04:00.001-07:00

“Smoking is being a slave to tobacco”

How do YOU feel about this?

Long time, no post…

2010-06-10T11:02:00.001-07:00

Mostly because the above has been me for the past while. I’m back though!

Hello Kitty Doc Martins!

2010-05-05T17:14:00.001-07:00

Psychedelic Rock Bands

2010-04-19T08:40:00.001-07:00

Manhole Purse

2010-04-15T09:01:00.001-07:00

Now, I love me some eccentric purses. I’m all for carrying a handbag that looks like a boom box, strictly for its 80’s kitsch-factor. This, however, is ridiculous.

Technorati Tags: Why is this happening?

“So…come here to f*ch that dolphin?”

2010-04-11T15:17:00.001-07:00

Really, this is happening.

Meow!

2010-03-22T10:33:00.001-07:00

So I know this is less “hot” and more “mess” but I would still wear them. I don’t understand my love of animal print. Love it even if its atrocious…

I Can Haz Skateboard?

2010-03-21T18:55:00.001-07:00

Au de twat

2010-03-13T15:15:00.001-08:00

Really, is this what is happening now? Can’t Paris Hilton just go design a new perfume? Or maybe that’s what this is…

Score! What a deal, Wal Mart!!

2010-03-09T12:49:00.001-08:00

2010-03-08T09:46:00.001-08:00

Michael Cera gets Jersey Shore’d

2010-03-08T08:47:00.001-08:00

Patricia Field Eiffel Tower Bag

2010-03-05T12:54:00.001-08:00

this is by Patricia Field, as in the Patricia Field who does costume design for Sex and the City. In fact, Carrie has one in the new movie. I’m still not sure how I feel about this one…

Whiskas Commercial

2010-03-04T15:58:00.001-08:00

Not my usual picture post, but thought this was hilarious enough to go here.

Twins, separated at birth?

2010-03-01T16:11:00.001-08:00

2010-02-22T15:44:00.001-08:00

2010-02-21T20:11:00.001-08:00

Happy bea-lated Valentines!

2010-02-16T07:16:00.001-08:00

Barbie as Gaga

2010-02-13T07:38:00.001-08:00

Aaaaah! What the frick is this?

2010-02-12T19:24:00.001-08:00

For those of you who want the comfort of a sneaker, and the style of a fuzzy slipper.

Beaver. Carpets. Really?

2010-02-11T18:24:00.001-08:00

This (probably) isn’t the same store, but I did pass by one while going through Georgia today.

Lil….Avatar?

2010-02-11T17:53:00.001-08:00

2010-02-10T10:16:00.001-08:00

I know this is an obvious product placement that pretty well makes me a consumer whore, but I love Starbucks and I love this.

Filled under: WANT

2010-02-08T06:14:00.001-08:00

UrbanDecay has released a new set for the release of Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland. You can find more (better) pictures of this magical little set on Sephora. I will have it in my hands next week!

Doppelganger Week

2010-02-05T18:06:00.001-08:00

Mine is Nicky Hilton….what are your thoughts?

Look at this Lovely Hamster

2010-02-05T16:58:00.001-08:00

I somehow stumbled upon this site called Look at This Lovely Hamster. I’m not sure how these such things come about….but if its strange and its out there, I will find it. This ones cute though…for all you animal lovers*

*hamsters are evil